Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Tell Your Money Where to Go" Quote (Front & Back)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A soft, sturdy crewneck designed for people who prefer honesty with a side of dry humor. The sweater’s minimalist white script on black keeps the message front-and-center: short, blunt lines across the chest and a follow-up quip on the back that reads like a private joke with your bank account. It feels lived-in from the first wear — medium-heavy weight that holds its shape, ribbed collar and cuffs that don’t sag, and a smooth interior that skips the scratchy tag. Wear it on coffee runs, late-night budgeting sessions, or while venting to friends; it reads like the kind of wardrobe that gets you and the small, exasperated joys of adulting.
Product features
- Durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) — medium-heavy feel with lasting shape
- Seamless tubular knit body for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and cuffs with double-needle stitching for added durability
- Comfort-focused details: tear-away label, soft interior, OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- Decoration options include DTG prints and optional embroidery placements (chest, wrist)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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