
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 31.87 | 33.75 | 35.62 | 37.25 | 38.75 | 39.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
A soft, garment-dyed long sleeve tee with minimalist typography that speaks with dry humor. The front reads “TELL YOUR MONEY WHERE TO GO.” in clean, uppercase type with a small signature line beneath. The back carries a sardonic follow-up: “MY BUDGET AND MY REALITY ARE NOT ON SPEAKING TERMS.” The medium-weight ring-spun cotton feels broken-in from the first wear; ribbed-knit cuffs and double-stitched hems give it structure that lasts. Wear it layered under a jacket for errands, or alone for a low-key statement that matches a wry sense of fiscal realism. It settles into your rotation quickly — casual, honest, and quietly funny for days when you need a little wardrobe that gets your mood.
Product features
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for added durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs that maintain shape and fit
- Neck and shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching
- Garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton for soft color and texture
- Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) classic fit with sewn-in twill label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
100% Ring spun cotton
Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
The garment is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Ribbed-knit cuffs
The ribbed knit makes the cuffs highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Neck and shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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