Hoodie — “I DON'T EARN, I OWN.” Front Quote & Back “My retirement plan is hoping my dog becomes a millionaire influencer.”
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 23.50 | 24.00 | 24.50 | 25.00 | 25.50 | 26.00 | 26.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
This cozy hoodie carries a dry, witty voice—its minimal white text on charcoal fleece reads like a private joke between friends. The medium-heavy, soft 3-end fleece wraps you in warmth, while the roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable hood keep cold hands and windy days at bay. Clean embroidered or printed lettering across the front and back gives it a polished, low-key look that works for lazy Saturdays, late-night drives, or casual virtual meetings. It’s the sort of layer you reach for when you want something comfortable that still says a little about who you are—laid-back, clever, and not trying too hard.
Product features
- Soft 3-end fleece with luxurious hand-feel (medium-heavy 8.25 oz/yd²).
- Adjustable hood with self-colored drawstrings and metal grommets.
- Roomy kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands and hold essentials.
- Durable construction: double-needle topstitch, twill neck tape, and under 5% shrinkage.
- Embroidery or print-ready exterior with tear-away label; composed of combed ring-spun cotton and recycled polyester.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Hood with drawstrings
Adjustable hood with self colored woven cord, tipped ends, and metal grommets
Necktape
Twill tape covers the neck seam to stabilize the back of the garment for a more comfortable feel and prevent stretching
Spacious pocket
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
Fabric composition
Composition varies for heather colors. Grey Heather and Oatmeal Heather: 70% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester, 10% recycled polyester; Charcoal Heather: 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
Soft hand-feel
The fabric is soft and pleasant to touch, with a subtle luxurious feel. Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric. The garment's exterior is 100% cotton, making it perfect for printing
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on left chest or center chest
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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