Investing Is Like Watching Paint Dry Sweatshirt — Funny Investing Quote Crewneck
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Bright, bold, and quietly clever — this crewneck speaks to anyone who lives for numbers, long-term plans, and the slow satisfaction of steady growth. The soft, medium-heavy cotton-poly blend sits warm and substantial without weighing you down. On the front a short, witty line captures the patient humor of long-term investing; a complementary quip on the back nods to careful research and smart risk management. Wear it layered on cool mornings during market hours, or throw it on after a late-night research session — it’s the kind of sweatshirt that becomes part of a routine, not just an outfit. Clean lines, durable stitching, and options for subtle embroidery make it feel considered and built to last.
Product features
- Tubular knit construction reduces waste and prevents side seams for a smooth fit
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at key seams for shape retention and longevity
- Printable/embroiderable placement options (left/center chest, large center, wrists) with DTF inner labels and DTG print for crisp text
- OEKO‑TEX dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and safety compliance (flammability, heavy metals, bisphenols, phthalates)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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