Youth Hoodie — Funny Retirement Quote “My Retirement Plan Is Hoping My Dog Becomes a Millionaire Influencer”
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.93 | 18.11 | 18.90 | 20.08 |
| Length, in | 21.26 | 22.44 | 24.02 | 25.59 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 26.50 | 27.76 | 30.24 | 32.99 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
A soft, mid-weight hoodie designed for kids who love a wink of wit with their cozy layers. Clean, minimalist lettering sits on a crisp white canvas—front reads “Our favorite holding period is forever.” with a small signature-style name beneath, while the back offers a playful punchline about a retirement plan and a pet becoming a “millionaire influencer.” The roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm during playground breaks. Built to hold up to active days and repeated washes, the garment blends cotton and polyester for strength and easy-care. Subtle embroidery or precise DTF/DTG prints keep the text sharp and readable. This hoodie pairs well with jeans or joggers for slow mornings, school runs, or relaxed weekends spent with family and pets.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for durability and smooth printing
- Medium-weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) that holds shape
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and storage
- Twill necktape and sewn-in label for comfort and stability
- DTG/DTF printing with optional left- or center-chest embroidery
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely strong, resistant to most chemicals, stretching and shrinking. Heather colors: 40% cotton, 60% polyester
Twill necktape
Twill tape covers the neck seam to stabilize the back of the shirt for a more comfortable feel and prevent stretching
Spacious pocket
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
Pouch pocket
Includes a pouch pocket for convenient storage and warmth.
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on left chest or center chest
Age restrictions
For children
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. Meets the small articles requirements.
DTF wrist prints
The wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Bleach as needed; Do not iron; Tumble dry: medium heat; Do not dry clean.
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