Sweatshirt - Minimalist Quote Crewneck "My Net Worth Is Not My Self Worth" (Back: "My 401(k) Is A Houseplant")
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Quiet, thoughtful, and softly humorous — this sweatshirt speaks in small, honest sentences. The clean white crewneck carries delicate, typewriter-style text across the chest and a longer line across the back: little confessions that land like notes left on a kitchen table. It feels like slipping into a calm morning: warm, steady, familiar. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend holds its shape, the ribbed collar and double-stitched seams keep everything looking neat, and the tubular knit gives a smooth, seam-free silhouette. Wear it for slow weekends, low-key meetups, or when you want your outfit to say something sly and sincere without shouting.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and structure
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and durability
- DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; embroidery options on chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX dyed fabrics, ethically grown US cotton, and compliance with safety standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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