Long Sleeve T-Shirt — "My Net Worth Is Not My Self-Worth" Quote Tee (Back: "My 401(k) Is a Houseplant")
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 31.87 | 33.75 | 35.62 | 37.25 | 38.75 | 39.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
This garment-dyed long sleeve shirt feels like a quiet conversation you have with yourself on a slow Sunday morning. The muted, lived-in color and soft ring-spun cotton invite you to pull it on and settle in—whether you’re tending to houseplants, sorting through paperwork, or taking a walk to clear your head. Simple, honest text on the front and back reads like a wry, reassuring note: reminders that your value isn’t tied to numbers and that retirement accounts can be treated with gentle neglect. The classic fit and medium-weight fabric strike a balance between structure and ease. Ribbed cuffs keep sleeves in place while the taped neck and shoulders hold shape after washings. This long sleeve becomes an everyday companion for people who prefer subtle humor, quiet style, and clothing that already looks like it’s softened with a few good stories.
Product features
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft, lived-in color and texture
- 100% ring-spun cotton; medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) for comfort and durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and classic fit for reliable shape and wear
- Neck and shoulder twill tape plus double-needle hems for added stability
- Sewn-in twill label; made in Honduras with a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
100% Ring spun cotton
Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
The garment is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Ribbed-knit cuffs
The ribbed knit makes the cuffs highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Neck and shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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