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Hoodie - Funny Finance Quote "My Net Worth Is Not My Self-Worth" — Humorous Self-Care & 401(k) Houseplant Graphic Hoodie

$35.84
Colors: Black
Sizes: S
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

This hoodie speaks soft truth with a dry smile. Lightweight but warm, its black canvas carries tiny white type across the chest and a wry line across the back — short, relatable phrases that read like private journal entries you’d catch on a friend’s sweater. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, during late-night study runs, or at a low-key get-together where conversation matters more than presentation. The roomy pouch pocket and double-lined hood make it feel like a gentle, familiar shield against wind and noise. Subtle branding and neat typography keep the focus on the words: honest, slightly sardonic, and quietly comforting. It settles into your everyday rotation without demanding attention, pairing easily with jeans, sweats, or a favorite beanie when you want to show a little personality without saying too much.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and smooth print surface
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm and hold essentials
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for added durability and style
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- DTG/DTF & embroidery options available; tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

50% cotton, 50% polyester

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Drawstring hood

Drawstring hood

Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord

Spacious pockets

Spacious pockets

Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm

DTF sleeve and wrist prints

DTF sleeve and wrist prints

The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.

Embroidery

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Bangladesh

DTF inner neck labels

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Drycleaning WashingBleachingDryingIroning

Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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