Sweatshirt — “TAX MAN IS HERE.” Funny Tax Season Crewneck (Back: “I’m Not Avoiding Retirement, I’m Suspense-Building”)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This cozy crewneck sweatshirt speaks in dry humor and quiet confidence. Soft, medium-heavy fabric settles around you like a familiar shrug while bold, hand-lettered lines—“TAX MAN IS HERE.” across the chest and a wry quip at the back—announce a playful, wry worldview. It sits clean and relaxed on the shoulders, built to hold its shape through repeated wears and washes. Wear it on casual mornings with coffee, at low-key office hangouts, or during weekend errands when you want comfort and a little conversational spark.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton–poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) fabric for lasting warmth and structure
- Classic crewneck and relaxed fit with double-needle stitching for reinforced durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-conscious finish
- DTG and DTF printed details with optional embroidery placements on chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; safety-compliant and adult sizing only
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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