
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Slip into a bright, conversation-starting hoodie that speaks with dry wit. The soft, medium-weight fabric hugs you through chilly mornings while the kangaroo pocket keeps your hands warm and your phone accessible. Clean, bold text on the front declares “TAX MAN IS HERE.” and a deadpan follow-up across the back reads “I’M NOT AVOIDING RETIREMENT, I’M SUSPENSE-BUILDING.” It’s the kind of piece that makes coworkers laugh in the break room and keeps you comfortable during late-night side-hustle sessions. The double-lined hood, matching drawcord, and tear-away label make wearing and care simple. Choose this when you want comfort and a little financial humor woven into your everyday rotation.
Product features
- Cozy 50/50 cotton–poly medium-weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and quick storage
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawstring for adjustable coverage
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- DTG/DTF prints with embroidery options — durable, crisp text and customization available
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Drawstring hood
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord
Spacious pockets
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
DTF sleeve and wrist prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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