Kids Tee — "Tax Man Is Here" Funny Retirement Joke Shirt (Back: "I'm Not Avoiding Retirement, I'm Suspense-Building")
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.14 | 16.93 | 18.11 | 18.90 | 20.08 |
| Length, in | 20.47 | 22.05 | 23.62 | 25.20 | 26.38 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 13.39 | 14.17 | 15.35 | 16.14 | 17.32 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Simple, bold, and a little cheeky — this kids' tee speaks up with clean typography and a wink. The black midweight cotton feels soft against skin and holds shape through play. Short sleeves and a classic crew neckline keep it comfortable for school days, family outings, and lazy weekends. The front states "TAX MAN IS HERE." in clear, confident type; the back continues the joke with a smaller line: "I'M NOT AVOIDING RETIREMENT, I'M SUSPENSE-BUILDING." Together they create a playful, grown-up sense of humor kids can wear with a grin.
This shirt’s smooth, tubular knit means no side seams to rub or bunch during recess. The ribbed collar stretches and returns, so the neck won’t sag after wash-and-wear. Shoulder tape stabilizes the back for long-lasting fit, and tear-away labels keep the neck scratch-free. Ethically grown US cotton gives a soft handfeel and reliable durability parents appreciate.
Product features
- 100% midweight US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) — soft, season-spanning fabric
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, comfortable fit
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape — retains shape and prevents stretching
- Pearlized tear-away inner label — scratch-free comfort for kids
- DTF/DTG printed text — crisp, durable typography with compliant materials (REACH, Oeko-Tex)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method
Direct-to-Film (DTF) print
Print partner "Dimona Tee" prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method
Age restrictions
For children
Other compliance information
REACH certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dry clean.
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