Toddler Long Sleeve Tee — "Tax Man Is Here" Funny Baby Shirt ("I'm Not Avoiding Retirement, I'm Suspense Building")
| 2T | 3T | 4T | 5-6T | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 15.50 | 16.50 | 17.50 | 18.50 |
| Width, in | 13.00 | 14.00 | 15.00 | 16.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 11.00 | 11.75 | 12.50 | 14.75 |
Soft, lightweight long-sleeve tee made for little ones who bring big attitude. The clean white knit carries crisp, minimalist text across the chest reading “TAX MAN IS HERE.” and a witty line across the back: “I’M NOT AVOIDING RETIREMENT. I’M SUSPENSE BUILDING.” The slim ribbed collar and cuffs keep the neckline and sleeves neat through play and washing. Side seams give the shirt structure so it keeps its shape, while the taped neck and shoulders prevent stretching — perfect for frequent dressing and laundering. Breathable combed ring-spun cotton (with blended options for heathers and vintage tones) feels gentle against toddler skin and the tear-away label keeps scratchiness away. This tee reads like a tiny, dry-humored statement piece that slips easily under jackets or pairs with little jeans for casual days, family gatherings, or photo moments where personality matters.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric for easy movement
- Ribbed collar and cuffs to maintain clean lines
- Side seams for structured fit
- Neck and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton (fiber blends for heathers/vintage)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
Ribbed collar and cuffs
Provides clean garment lines and prevents stretching.
Neck and shoulder tape
The self-fabric tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevents stretching.
With side seams
Side seams form the structure and shape of the garment
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 90% cotton 10% polyester; CVC (Vintage) colors are 60% cotton 40% polyester.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dry clean.
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