Long Sleeve Tee — "Money Can't Buy Happiness, But It Can Buy a Jet Ski" Humorous Graphic
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
This long-sleeve tee carries a dry, witty voice—white block text on black that reads like a joke told by your most honest friend. The front gives a cheeky line about money and jet skis; the back follows with a punch about online shopping carts. The classic fit and medium-weight vintage cotton feel make it comfortable layered under a jacket or worn solo on cooler evenings. Tubular knit construction keeps the silhouette clean, and ribbed cuffs and collar hold their shape through repeated wear. For someone who collects smart, slightly sarcastic statements, this shirt becomes a go-to for running errands, late-night hangouts, or casual weekend plans where humor does the talking.
Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton for a substantial, lived-in texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar and cuffs that retain shape
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with classic fit
- Runs slightly small — consider sizing up
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
Fabric
Environmentally-friendly manufactured cotton that gives a thicker vintage feel
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Safety and Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the EU REACH requirements.
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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