
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic crewneck sweatshirt carries a wry, thoughtful message across the chest and back — a quiet mix of humor and hard-won perspective. The mid-weight cotton-poly blend feels substantial without being bulky, with a clean crew neckline and ribbed cuffs that hold their shape. Worn on slow mornings, road trips, or late-night conversations, it settles like a familiar companion: comfortable, slightly ironic, and confidently low-key. The subdued black base keeps attention on the white text, so the sentiment reads clearly while the overall look stays minimalist. It’s the kind of layer you reach for when you want to say something honest without saying too much.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and comfort
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs that retain shape; double-needle stitching for reinforced seams
- DTG prints with optional embroidery placement (left/center chest, large center, or wrists)
- OEKO-TEX dyed, ethically sourced cotton; gray pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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